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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:00

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

What are some interview experiences with JP Morgan India?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

-mwahh

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”